The Experts

THE WHITE MAMBA

thewhitemambaa.k.a. The Aryan Assassin     Height: 5’11”     Weight: 165 and shredded…like wheat

Interests:  White point guards, argyle sweater vests, The Aggro Crag, intramural sports, Fruity Pebbles, Erin Andrews, and Anne Frank jokes.

Quote:  “Straight cash homie”

Teams: Virginia Tech, Liverpool, Seahawks, Astros, Heat, Flyers

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T-MIKE

tmike

a.k.a. Mike T     Height: 6’1”     Weight: 170

Interests: Girls, beer, flip cup, chicken patties,  slip n’ slides, pulling off 200+ note streak combos in guitar hero, going ya-ya, Beta Theta Chi, Kirk Herbstreit, Agent Zero, Gilbertology, Ovechkin wristers

Quote:  “Ladies please avert your eyes…because I’ve been known to hypnotize.”

Teams: Virginia Tech, Redskins, Wizards, Capitals

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THE BOSS

the boss

a.k.a. Dangeross     Height: 6’1”     Weight: 170

Interests:  Cracker Barrell, being a stud

Quote: “Just bein rebellion.”

Teams: Virginia Tech, Redskins, Rays, UNC Tarheels

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BIG TIME #6

Big Time 6a.k.a. Chip, Glenn     Height: 6’2”     Weight: 175

Interests:  Greg Jennings, Ashley Tisdale, Arizona basketball, fantasy football, Reeses Cups, the number 6, Lebron James, Andre Iguodala

Quote:  “relax, let it flow, and let the good times roll”

Teams: Steelers, Pens, Pirates, Pitt, Arizona, Cavaliers

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THE POLAR BEAR

thepolarbeara.k.a. Jez in My Pants     Height: 5’10”     Weight: TBA

Interests:  golfing, lying on my resume, wednesday nights

Quote:  “Greatness is not a function of circumstance.  Greatness, it turns out, is largely a matter of consciuos choice, and discipline.”

Teams: Virginia Tech, Nationals, Redskins, Wizards

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SIBI G

sibi g

a.k.a. Brown Face     Height: 5’9”     Weight: 6olbs soaking wet

Interests:  Drowning myself in alcohol because Greenberg didn’t recruit Stephen Curry.

Quote:  “Go to gun shop.  Tell them I don’t need any because I am fully stocked.  Throw football in clerk’s face.”

Teams: Virginia Tech, Orioles, Ravens AND Panthers (don’t ask which one), UK Basketball, Pistons, Everton

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